lol we all know it's you Jake → Anonymous

Well someone had to say it

YOU dated him? His standards are too high for me then... → Anonymous

Oh pshhhhht you could hook him

bluelanternof2814:

#kake

#Truelove
Is it a problem that I live in North Dakota? → Anonymous

I live in Wisconsin and we dated I mean what

Omgosh that's perfecttt what do I do??????? → Anonymous

Say hi. Be calm.

What is he like? How old is he? How do I approach him??????? → Anonymous

He’s a 21 year old geek ass nerd.

Are you dating this Jake guy? If you're not can I? → Anonymous

I am not, you totally should😏

bluelanternof2814:

Adorable.

😘
i have a pool in my back yard you should come and swim and wear what ever you want and i promise the birds will not judge you → Anonymous

You sweet person.

Update I still hate what I look like in a bikini there goes another summer of no swimming hA

I just want thigh tattoos UGHHHH

No makeup days~~~~

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.